here you will find some really really really absurd, hiliarious, or just plain stupid quotes. i will not remove the people's screen names, because they deserve to be taunted. the screen names in red are me.
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evil lp lover: HEY ANYONE LIKE DIMMU BORGIR OR DROWNING POOL?
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CoBODOMHateCrew: i dont know about stormrider being thrash though
CoBODOMHateCrew: and i would know thrash im in a thrash band
CoBODOMHateCrew: does stormrider sound at all like
CoBODOMHateCrew: rust in peace
CoBODOMHateCrew: or ride the lightning
CoBODOMHateCrew: or reign in blood
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RootPoem: Zepplin came out in the 80's!
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uscgal1330: green day practically started punk
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Xwaitandbleed56x: bodom is good shit
Xwaitandbleed56x: im goth
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DevilsBabyGurl45: i'm dumb
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cure1me: your a dumbass
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BehamItUp2003: august is fall..
BehamItUp2003: it has to be
MetallicA 0010: Ever see the fucking trees foliate during August?
BehamItUp2003: the trees start to die in august..
BehamItUp2003: august has always been fall to me
BehamItUp2003: cuz of football
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ReflectingGod690: iron maden blows
ReflectingGod690: almost all music from the 80's blew
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KornKnot013: nu metal is god dont make fun of it or they'll call the cops on you
KornKnot013: nu metal is a way of life....be one with the gods
LycanthDru: Isn't the drummer for slayer one armed?
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LvlyGoddess15: fuck off, i needa go find a razor blade
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BabyCnDhIzZlEs: MAN......YOU GUYS ARE A DESGRACE TO ALL GOTHS
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<CK-Lord@Azeroth> graphics is part of the gameplay u jackass
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Dysphoric Wraith: matt, you're a fucking idiot.
MattJA9: ooooooo
MattJA9: no i aint
MattJA9: u r
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Cut Rate Toxins: TRENT REZNOR IS A GOD OF LYRICS.. DUMBASS...
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metallicadance: dio is the only good punk band
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DEATHDIE SLAY666: no one is better than kirk
DEATHDIE SLAY666: he is the best
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DAMHOTPEPPER: cradle of filth are the closest to the devil youll get
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Texasstoner666: Slipknot rules cause they worship the devil
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BRKatieNOFX420: tom green and antiflag are the best things to come outta canada
MM Majin Piccilo: hah
F57Bassist: sum 41 too
choke on blood: so in other words.. canada sucks.
F57Bassist: sum 41 rules u suck
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choke on blood: you're not worthy
D TheGoon M: oh, ok then
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choke on blood: hogan rules
XxB1inK82xX: why?
choke on blood: what, you now need reasons to rule?
choke on blood: what the fuck has this world come to?
XxB1ink82xX: i guess not. blink 182 rules automatically.
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III rUgRaTs III: poopsack your moms gay
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InfernoChilleR: man, you forgot to tell me to post it
choke on blood: man, you forgot to write it for me to remind you to post it
InfernoChilleR: so? you shoulda reminded me to write it
choke on blood: you should've reminded me to remind you to write it, and thusly you'd remember to post it
InfernoChilleR: thusly... uh oh dont start using big words on me man
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wings o f cement: wtf
wings o f cement: twinkle twinkle little star
choke on blood: i made it sound good
wings o f cement: at the end
wings o f cement: of twinkle twinkle little star
wings o f cement: you need to scream
wings o f cement: GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
choke on blood: lmfao
choke on blood: i will
choke on blood: yeeeeeah
choke on blood: uploading ttls.mp3
wings o f cement: hehehe
choke on blood: done
choke on blood: go download the NEW VERSION
wings o f cement: hahaha
wings o f cement: so sweet
choke on blood: indeed
wings o f cement: you're a fucking fucker of fucks
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choke on blood: do you rape small, young seagulls?
XxB1inK82xX: no but my computer does
choke on blood: alright then
XxB1ink82xX: yes. dont hurt me.
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SpAwNDvl: yo Bryan why did you choose the name choke on blood did you really choke on blood lol
choke on blood: who the fuck are you?
SpAwNDvl: lol yo is me Spawn
choke on blood: [ahem] who the fuck are you?
SpAwNDvl: is this Bryan statis
choke on blood: choke on blood: who the fuck are you?
SpAwNDvl: is me Spawn from faw remeber
choke on blood: choke on blood: choke on blood: who the fuck are you?
SpAwNDvl: remember
choke on blood: you type like a 2nd grader
choke on blood: well.. worse than a first grader.
SpAwNDvl: hey screw you
SpAwNDvl: lol
choke on blood: why are you talking to me?
choke on blood: your fed fired me
SpAwNDvl: my fed did not me so whats up
choke on blood: come back in three years when you get an education
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choke on blood: you're 17 with the intelligence of a 7 year old
SiXiN69: tru
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haha punk haha: your gay
choke on blood: speak english
haha punk haha: ua gaya
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PatMcLain9: sup playa
PatMcLain9: keepin the goth side real
choke on blood: do you choose to be gay, or is it a curse bestowed upon you from birth?
PatMcLain9: true
PatMcLain9: yo dat is some freaky shit are you high
choke on blood: i refuse to speak to foreigners. come back when you learn my language.
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Jetersgirl62: im inferior over you
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CoDyB4000: what is so big about Survivor Series 97?!
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MeDisturbedChick: Corey Taylor is likr the most talented guy in the world!
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choke on blood: jonjo is a jamacian prostitute with six testicles
JonjoONeill: HAHAHA
JonjoONeill: LMAO
JonjoONeill: That's funny because it's so true
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SoCal XPW Fan (7:26:29 PM): ha
asphyXy X (7:26:29 PM): woohoo
SoCal XPW Fan (7:26:32 PM): whoa
SoCal XPW Fan (7:26:35 PM): that was cool
asphyXy X (7:26:38 PM): same time-age
SoCal XPW Fan (7:26:39 PM): same time-age
SoCal XPW Fan (7:26:41 PM): WTF!?
asphyXy X (7:26:42 PM): WTF
asphyXy X (7:26:45 PM): Fuck this, i'm leaving.
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asphyXy X: meaning, you rape pandas
SoCal x P w FAN: yes
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sxfunder: who cares about putting good english on the internet